Sunday, March 10, 2013

Who Goes There? A Teen Titans Fan Fic




Who Goes There? Link





"Chump change." Armond laughed.

Cyborg laughed heartily, "Hell, I'll spend the night with Robin for that much."

Robin flicked his hand beneath his chin, "Fuck off."

"And Robin, no command hi-jinks." Redfield pointed a direct finger at him.

He groaned, "No shit."

"He means it. None of that alpha male bullshit." Armond added.

Beast Boy and Cyborg were taking their time going over the weapons. Beast Boy, of course, picked up the sub-machine gun, "How about this?"

Armond only nodded.

There was a loud cocking sound. "I'd like to keep this handy for close encounters," a wide grin painted Cyborg's face, the massive, ten-gauge shotgun in his glinting with the florescent light above.


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Monte crawled slowly into the nearest room – a storage closet. A couple meters away, the burning body of what was once Slade. He assumed Collins was in there too, burning up before it had time to grab him. Monte couldn't remember clearly; he'd just known that a Molotov cocktail was thrown by his hand. What the fuck was Monte doing stumbling around in the dark? With the high amount of blood loss, it didn't matter. Monte was going to die anyway. But he was just aware enough to watch something stumble by. It looked liked Gregor... or Jinx – Monte couldn't tell, whatever it was.

Being silent was an art and Monte prided himself on such feats. Within moments, the monster was gone. Where had it come from? Judging from the angle, it looked like the infirmary... which meant it was probably empty now. Monte gathered what little bit of strength he had left, crouching in front of the cracked door. He peered out of it, seeing nothing. No point in saying hello, he thought, quietly moving to the infirmary. Just like everywhere in the outpost, the thing was destroyed. Broken tables, sparks and lots of dying fires. It hit him that perhaps there were still good areas of the base... though probably not.

But the storage room... it was open. Maybe he could just wait there a while... see what happened.

Friday, February 15, 2013

The Blackout (And Meteors)

Go to RT.com. Epic. Cool that stuff comes from outer space, huh?

I am announcing a Internet blackout. Odds are it will last a few weeks, but I've been seriously considering a six month blackout. I think it'd help with writing. Once every two months, I'll grab some new music, books, catch some updates and grab some new films. I'll probably leave it at that though in terms of consumption.

If this doesn't work out, at the very least, I'll blacklist 99% of my browsing experience and only allow things like Google+, Blogger and KDP (possibly Reddit). Anyway, I have to sleep.

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Is It Any Wonder?

  • So, while I'm still awake, I wanted to blog. About what? Who the fuck knows. Here, have some supplementary awesomeness. 





Due to some serious shit, this section below was deleted. 

"Niteland" Days Away From Release; New Cover Art & Excerpt


  • It's been a while since I've updated. I've been dealing with Devry, moving, money and life. You know how that goes, right? Anyway. Below is the new cover art as well as an excerpt (complete with typos, yay!). Please do criticize. "Niteland" releases to the public on February 18th, 2013.




What happens when one dare venture into the depths of Niteland?

Inside, Felicia Melony's goodies: eight, thick, nine inch silicone vibrators. Normally, these things old for thirty a piece. When they're “no good”, or defective, Sid would take them home and fix them. Varling used to keep them to himself but word of sex parties got around, one of the key topics being that they were always low on supplies for the feminine side of the orgy. A few bars later and there Felicia was, buying up his lube or whatever he'd gotten from Deep In Industries.
She called from somewhere out there, “I already started the coffee. Come quick so we can have some over our little business negotiation.”
Varling finished buttoning up his shirt and throwing on a pair of jeans. A firm grip around the briefcase brought him some satisfaction as he left the room, but not before glancing back at the whispering window. The three. It was still looking at him. After Felicia left, he would go outside and stroke its bark, massage its moss and lick the fine knots on its trunk. He could only hope that somehow, he'd be bursting at his holes with tree sap.
He hoped, at least.
“Are you coming or not?” she called again.
Sid left his room, adjusting himself as he found the entryway to the kitchen, calmly occupying the kitchen table Felicia had already prepared with a cup of steaming coffee and a wad of cash. Varling knew she meant business, but odds were she was looking for a little bit of fun before returning home. Thing about nymphs: they'll fuck whatever and whenever they can. Melony was no exception – even her sex parties weren't enough to satisfy a raging, “daddy issues” laden libido. At one point, Varling would have appreciated this but now he found himself disinterested. It was age, mostly, and the though of a thick tree branch crushing his prostate.
“Are we all set then?”
Melony nodded, “Yeah, we're good.”
“How much you got there and what the hell did you put in my coffee?”
Felicia giggled, “Nothing. How you like it.”
“Good,” Sid reached forward, shuffling through the money, “there's forty-five here. You said you'd do a thirty-five max earlier. What are you up to?”
Felicia shrugged, “It's my way of saying thank you. Go out to eat.”
Sid shrugged, “I don't really go out. Hermit I am, you know that.”
She giggled, “So how goes the new place? It's upgrade from that shitty apartment.”
“It's nice. It's... endearing.”
“We could have one of my orgies here!”
Sid motioned off the suggestion with a waving hand, “No, no, that'd be a bad idea. The neighbors are dicks around here – all quiet and quiet like. I'd get the cops called within an hour or less, with all the moaning in the house and the cars outside. Knowing them, they'd twist it around and say it's some sort of cult for prostitutes.”
“It is, isn't?”
One thing about Melony: she worships an ancient sex demon. So, in truth, this was completely accurate. The parties cost a one time fee of a few hundred bucks, so that counted against her, too. The only she hadn't been caught is because law enforcement liked her and usually attended. They most certainly did not like Sid Varling. “I guess you're right. Her name's Lilith?”
Felicia nodded, “Yeah. I was going to ask – why did you sleep in so late? It's not really like you. You look disturbed.”
“I've...” Sid trailed off, hanging his head in shame.
“What's up?”
Varling didn't know how to explain himself. Did he tell her he wanted to get sodomized by a tree and have its children? The idea of seeds sprouting in his tummy... “Uh, well, just bad dreams is all.”
“Oh? Come on, you can tell little, young slutty me,” she crossed her (nineteen year old) legs, sitting back and tugging on her bra-strap, her cleavage baring itself to him.
She loved the Gothic stuff, especially if it made her look fertile. Sid shrugged, “Just really bad dreams. They're crazy,” he chuckled, “you'd laugh.”
“I won't laugh, dear, I triple promise.”
“I'd lose your business. Speaking of that, I have your toys,” he propped open the briefcase, shifting it onto the table.
She grinned wide, flushing hot pink with delight, “Oh, these will be great for anal. The gals and guys will love these – and different modes of vibration?”
Sid zoned out, staring at the wall behind her.
She leaned forward, “Enough about my holes. What's wrong, Sid? Talk to me?”
Varling hadn't known what to say. What the fuck should he say? He didn't know what to say. At all. It kept escaping him. Fuck, he really wanted to say something. Don't do it, a little voice in his head said. He did it anyway, “I've... been having these dreams, right?
Felicia Melody nodded.
He crossed his arms, then folded his hand and nervously had, “It's just... it's the craziest thing,” his laughing was almost maniacal, “this tree in my backyard. ...I... and I want to fuck it. I think it wants to fuck me.”
Melony simply stared. “Tree?”
“Yeah. That big oak one, you know.”

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

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